Exposed rounded back.
Velcroed at neck,
nylon riding up his butt
With cheerleading skirt
riding high & tight, Orange slits
Purple undies collecting cellulite
He Karate chops & kicks empty air
Mother bends exposing purple surface veins.
“That’s bad!” Mums don’t do that.
“But what’s uglier – the tampon string hanging.”
When is a dog worth more than 8 girls?
When he sucks down a sock and it never comes out his butt!