Halloween batman
Exposed rounded back.
Velcroed at neck,
nylon riding up his butt


With cheerleading skirt
riding high & tight, Orange slits
Purple undies collecting cellulite

He Karate chops & kicks empty air
Mother bends exposing purple surface veins.
“That’s bad!”  Mums don’t do that.
“But what’s uglier – the tampon string hanging.”

UGH ……

When is a dog worth more than 8 girls?


When he sucks down a sock and it never comes out his butt!


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