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ASPIRE TO BE COMMON PLACE! ASPIRE TO BE ORDINARY!

THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

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SPOTTING A DOG POOHING ON THE SIDEWALK – WHILE A MAN CATCHES  IT ON THE DROP.

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MY EX COMING UP AS A “MATCH” ON MY DAILY MATCH.COM RECOMMENDATIONS

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A CURATOR VISITING MY STUDIO AND TALKING ABOUT THE HERMETIC LIFE OF A MIDDLE CLASS, MIDDLE AGED WOMAN ARTIST LIVING IN SUBURBAN LONG BEACH.  BORING.

HE DID SPEND SOME TIME ENDORSING AN AUSTRALIAN MIDDLE AGED, BOY VIDEO ARTIST WHO DOES GLOBAL VIDEOS ON SKATE BOARDING. THEY ARE  MULTI-LAYERED BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO ABOUT  “ARCHITECTURAL SPACE” “WHAT THE FUCK”   Shaun Gladwell

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HIS LEAVING COMMENT; “OOOHHH  YOU CAN PAINT! – WHY DON’T YOU PAINT – JUST ADD A CONTEMPORARY TWIST – SOMETHING LIKE A NEON SQUARE OR THE LIKE!

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THINK WOMEN PLAYING COMPETITION TENNIS  WITH BREAST IMPLANTS AND TUMMY TUCKS

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BETTER THAN THAT……  A BIT OF HISTORY DISCUSSED AT TENNIS THIS WEEK – THE “HOT MAMAS” (MY TEAM)  PLAYED GIRLS FROM Coto de Caza- THINK “HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY”! THE BIGGEST GATED COMMUNITY IN AMERICA..  WE CRUSHED THEM BUT I FELT LESS THAN CAUSE THEY  KNEW SOME OF THE TV STARS, HOW CAN WE COMPETE – HOLD ON THEN MY PARTNER ONE UPPED THEM BY CLAIMING HER COMMUNITY HAD A FAMOUS PORN STAR IN HER COMMUNITY – YUP WE WIN 2 TIMES!!!!!

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THEN TO TOP IT OFF  MY TEENAGE BOYS  THINK I am a “butch dyke” because I wear shorts without pockets. (I do it  CAUSE I can’t STAND TO stuff tennis balls into my undies. Checkout my new look!

DARE TO BE DIFFERENT!

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